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15 Animal Jokes to Bright your Day

15 Animal Jokes to Bright your Day

  1. What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.

  2. What happens to a toad's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

  3. What do cats have for breakfast? Mice Crispies!

  4. What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? "Should we walk home or take a dog?!"

  5.  What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!

  6. What do you call a dog magician? A Labra-cadabra-dor!

  7. What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries? An investigator!

  8. Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.

  9. What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?  The police had to comb the area.

  10.  What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!

  11. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? “Pleased to eat you.”

  12. What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog!

  13. How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web

  14.  How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug its nose.

  15.  What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo? A woolen jumper!